Ahhh.. the sweet times!

I was putting Liam to bed tonight and he's at the age where he has a million questions. Why do people wear clothes? Why do feet stink? You know, those kinds of things. Well tonight he had disaster on the mind and asked me plenty of questions. What would happen if a tornado hit us? We'd hide in the middle of the house. What if it got to us in the middle of the house? I'd hide us under a mattress. Why? Because then the flying debris would hit the mattress and not us. What if I broke both my legs? I'd put you in a wheelchair. What if I broke both of my legs and arms. I'd still put you in a wheelchair but I'd have to push you. What if I broke my arms and legs and they never healed? I'd take care of you. What if I got hit by lightning? I'd take you to the hospital. What... Excuse me, this is the last question. What if I smell really, really bad? I'd wash you. Please go to sleep now.